Broke Their Fabric Of Reality
(The pet store I work in has been open for four years. Before that, the building was a fabric store.)
Customer: “Where is the fabric store around here located?”
Me: “Oh, that was in this building but moved to [Neighboring Town] five years ago. Sorry about that.”
Customer: “But where is the one near here?”
Me: “It is in the other town now.”
Customer: “No! The one in this town!”
Me: “Um, that was this building.”
Customer: *stares at me confused* “So… it’s not in this building?”
Me: “No…”
Customer: “…”
Me: “…because we are. We exist. In this building. So… they do not.”
Customer: *stares at me and then slowly backs out of the store*
Coworker: “Wait… What just happened?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.