Bringing Down The House(elf)

| Friendly | February 2, 2016

(My friend is playing a video game and has just acquired and colored new sword. The tip is red.)

Friend: “It looks like it’s caked in blood.”

Me: “I don’t know if ‘caked’ is the right word. There’s not that much red.”

Brother: “Daubed?”

Friend: “Dabbed. Dobbied!”

Me: “No, only Bellatrix’s knife is that.”

Friend: “That was cruel.”


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