Missed The Boat On This Opportunity

Brother: “I went halves in a boat with [Sister].”

Me: “You are a f****** idiot”

Brother:  “Uh, that’s what [Other Sister] said.”

Me: “She’s got no money. Where did she get it from?”

Brother: “I lent it to her. She’s paying me back”

Me:  “Let me rephrase it. You are a mega-f***ing idiot”.

(He soon learned his lesson. Whenever he wanted to take it out, she claimed she was using it that day. Even though she never used it she wouldn’t let him store it under cover at his place; it sat and rotted in all weather at her’s. Last time I saw it was when it was being towed down the road on flat tires behind a strange van. She claimed that she sold it back to the original owners for the same price they paid. I never asked my brother if he actually got his money back.)