Bringing A Conversation To A Dead End

, | England, UK | Working | March 27, 2014

(I’ve just gone into a popular fast food chain to get a drink. As the cashier gets my order, my boyfriend, who has been waiting for me, comes up to the counter and kisses me on the cheek. I smile, look around, and then realise the cashier is looking at me rather strangely.)

Cashier: “Oh, you’re so lucky. Mine doesn’t do anything like that!”

(I laugh a little awkwardly as she hands me my drink.)

Cashier: “That’s because he’s dead…”

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