Bridezilla Puts The Stress Into Seamstress

, , , | Right | September 24, 2019

(The phone begins ringing.)

Me: “Thanks for calling your local [Craft Store]. How may I direct your call?”

Customer: “I’d like to talk to your wedding dress seamstress, please.”

Me: “I’m sorry, you must’ve dialed the wrong number. This is a craft store; perhaps you’re looking for the wedding store in the same complex?”

Customer: “No, this is [Craft Store], right?”

Me: “Yes…”

Customer: “I demand to talk to your seamstress! I’m a paying customer like anyone else! I deserve a fitting!”

Me: “Ma’am, we have one small wedding aisle, no dresses. The closest thing we have to a seamstress is a floral designer. I don’t think we can help you.”

Customer: “Put on the floral designer; I’m sure she can help me.”

(I comply and let our designer take the phone call. Her eyes get wider.)

Designer: “I definitely can’t do that.”

(There is audible screaming on the other side. The designer hangs up the phone, shakes her head, and says:)

Designer: “I wish it was the first time.”

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