Bridezilla Puts The Stress Into Seamstress
(The phone begins ringing.)
Me: “Thanks for calling your local [Craft Store]. How may I direct your call?”
Customer: “I’d like to talk to your wedding dress seamstress, please.”
Me: “I’m sorry, you must’ve dialed the wrong number. This is a craft store; perhaps you’re looking for the wedding store in the same complex?”
Customer: “No, this is [Craft Store], right?”
Me: “Yes…”
Customer: “I demand to talk to your seamstress! I’m a paying customer like anyone else! I deserve a fitting!”
Me: “Ma’am, we have one small wedding aisle, no dresses. The closest thing we have to a seamstress is a floral designer. I don’t think we can help you.”
Customer: “Put on the floral designer; I’m sure she can help me.”
(I comply and let our designer take the phone call. Her eyes get wider.)
Designer: “I definitely can’t do that.”
(There is audible screaming on the other side. The designer hangs up the phone, shakes her head, and says:)
Designer: “I wish it was the first time.”
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