Breathe A Sigh Of Relief

| Related | November 14, 2013

(I am sat on the sofa with my sister, watching a movie. Suddenly she starts gasping.)

Me: “Were you holding your breath?”

Sister: “Yep.”

Me: “Why?”

Sister: “I don’t like breathing.”

Me: “Uh…”

Sister: “It makes me bored.”

(To this day, whenever she complains about being bored, I say ‘Hey, it’s better than breathing.’)

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