Breast To Say Nothing  

, , , | Right | August 13, 2019

(An elderly couple is looking at the birthday cards. They come across a humourous one for a man. The joke involves a large cartoon drawing of naked breasts inside. The elderly lady opens the card, staring at the picture. The cards are displayed right next to the tills, so I’m expecting her to complain. But instead, she just shows it to her husband, sounding completely indifferent to the crude drawing.)

Elderly Lady: “Do you think he’ll like this one?”

Elderly Man: *considers it for a few seconds* “Well… I suppose so; he’s got things like that on his computer.”

(They ended up buying the card, not even making a comment to me about it.)

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