Breaking Bread Can Break You Up
(A couple comes in and races up to the sandwich unit.)
Woman: “Hi, we only need one sandwich for our kid. I’m gonna make it quick, I promise. He wants a six inch white—”
Man: “No, he doesn’t. He wants flatbread.”
Woman: “No, he wants white!”
Man: “Flatbread!”
Woman: “Shut up, I know what he wants!”
Man: “No, you don’t! He won’t eat white bread!”
Woman: *sighs* “Is there any way I can get the sandwich on a flatbread, but put white bread on the side? I know I’m right, and he hates flatbreads.”
Me: “Yes, of course. It’s just costs a bit extra.”
Woman: “Okay, so turkey and cheddar cheese.”
Man: *shakes his head* “He likes American.”
Woman: “No, he doesn’t!”
Man: “Yes, he does!”
Woman: “Shut up! You’re confusing people!”
Me: “Would you like me to put some American on the side?”
Woman: “No! He HATES American, so there’s no point. Besides, he wants it toasted.”
Man: “Finally! Something right!”
Woman: “Right, so toasted with olives and mustard, and that’s it.”
Man: “He wants lettuce, too.”
Woman: “Fine, s***! Put lettuce on there and when he won’t eat it. Whatever!”
Me: “…Anything else?”
Woman: “No. HE’S probably confusing you already.”
Man: “YOU’RE the confusing one.”
(I ring them up and they calm down as they get ready to leave.)
Woman: “Thanks, sorry about that. We didn’t mean to confuse you!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?