Breakfast Rolls
(My husband and I are in bed, me on the computer, him asleep.)
Husband: *reaches over and squeezes one of my breasts*
Me: “Honey, what are you doing?”
Husband: “Checking the firmness of the bread.”
Me: *laughing hard and moving his hand* “Go back to sleep.”
Husband: “When I’m done shopping.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?