Break-Up Dawn

(My husband and I both randomly wake at 4 am. Since neither of us feels like going back to sleep we start fooling around.)

Him: “I love you.”

Me: “I love you too.”

Him: “But, I love you more.”

Me: “No, and I can prove it. I just woke up at 4 am, and rather than going back to sleep I’m fooling around with you.”

Him: “That means nothing!”

Me: “You’re the only person on the planet I would get up at four in the morning to sleep with.”

Him: “I certainly hope so…”

Me: “Shut up, you know what I mean!”