Brain Unable To Ketchup With The Mouth
(It is a hot day. I am picking up two vanilla milkshakes and nothing else in the drive-thru. I get to the pick up window.)
Worker: *hands me the milkshakes* “Would you like ketchup with that?”
Me: *pause* “What?”
Worker: “Would you like ketchup with that?”
Me: “I don’t think that would taste very good.”
Worker: *realizing her mistake* “Oh… um….”
Me: “You automatically ask that with any order don’t you?”
Worker: “Yes…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?