With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19

(I’m talking with my long-distance boyfriend over the phone. I hear someone talking to him on his end, and then this happens:)

Boyfriend: “Oh! Bacon! Gotta go!” *hangs up*

(I try so hard to be mad, but I’m too busy laughing hysterically. Later on, after he calls back:)

Boyfriend: “Sorry about earlier, but we were having bacon, and bacon. Trumps. All.”

Me: *dies laughing*

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With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18