Brain Is Out Of Business

Customer: “My wife ordered a refrigerator and I want to cancel it and get a refund.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re going out of business. All sales are final.”

Customer: “How was I supposed to know that?!”

We have signs on the door, every register, each aisle end, and every third appliance, as well as the banner he walked under to enter the store, saying, “Going out of business sale — all sales final.”