Brain Is On Standby Mode

| Pennsylvania, USA | Learning | July 14, 2013

PA System: “Your attention please: the library will be closing in five minutes.  Please return all materials and head to the nearest exit.”

Patron: “The library is closing? But…where will I go to study?”

Me: *astonished silence*

Patron: “I need to study.”

Me: “…You could go to your residence?”

Patron: “But if I do that, I won’t study because there is internet and TV.”

Me: “You could always not turn on the TV or your computer.”

Patron: “Oh, I never thought of that. Thanks! You’re real smart! No wonder you work with all those books.”

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