Brain Freeze

(I work at my local cinema. This day my till is the furthest away from the ice cream counter but ice cream can be sold at any till. I sell a guest a two-scoop tub of ice cream.)

Me: “All right, I’ll meet you down at the ice cream counter so you can choose your ice cream.”

(I walk down to the ice cream counter and get the scoop ready just to see the guest still standing at my till. I wait a few moments and she finally realizes.)

Guest: “Sorry, I didn’t realise I needed to come down as well.”

Me: *internally* “Sorry, I haven’t quite mastered telepathy yet.”