Bra-zen Observational Skills
(My boyfriend’s face is level with my chest when I stand in front of him. When I do that, he usually nuzzles his face into my boobs.)
Boyfriend: “I can tell what bra you’re wearing.”
Me: “Which one? How?”
Boyfriend: “Your black one. It pushes your boobs apart more than the others.”
(And we think that they’re not observant!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?