Boys Will Be Boy Toys

A little boy and his grandpa approach my counter and I ask to take their order. The grandpa orders his meal and then asks his grandson what kind of kids’ meal he would like. We are currently out of one kind of toy, so I mention it, offering to show him what other toys we have to offer. The boy starts repeatedly chanting loudly:

Boy: “I WANT A BOY TOY!”

Grandpa and I both had to contain ourselves and he got a “boy toy.”