Boyfriend Versus Cat

(I have just gotten two new kittens, one of which loves attention all the time from everybody. I am talking to my long-distance boyfriend over Facebook on my phone while the kitten attempts to catch my eye.)

Me: “Arinbjorn is craving attention again.”

Boyfriend: “Seems you found your baby kitten.”

Me: “He keeps knocking the phone away.”

(Just then, Arinbjorn smacks the phone from my hand and steps on it before smooching my arm and running away. He appears to have written and sent a message by accident.)

Message: “I 66t7u77777 L”

Me: “Uh… he says hi?”