It’s All For One
(My husband is just about to go on a three-day camping trip with his friends. I don’t sleep very well when he’s away. He asks what he can do to help.)
Husband: “Feeling okay, my darling?”
Me: “Mehhh, just a bit tired. Hopefully I’ll sleep well.”
Husband: “Sleep well when I’m away? Right.”
Me: “I’m planning on a food coma.”
Husband: “Oh?”
Me: “All the ice cream. All of it.”
Husband: *laughs* “What type were you thinking of?”
Me: “Which part of ALL wasn’t clear?”
(He bought me a large take-home pack before he left.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?