Boy, What A Comeback!

(I’ve just gotten a pixie cut, which is a drastic change from my previously waist-length hair. My father, who loves long hair on women, feels it is appropriate to make a comment on the change in my appearance.)

Dad: “Your haircut makes you look like a boy.”

Me: “Thanks! So does yours.”

(He sat there for quite a while pondering the socio-cultural implications of my reply.)