Bovinezzz
(My girlfriend and I are laying on her bed, just talking and trying to go to sleep.)
Me: “You know what might help us fall asleep?”
Girlfriend: “What?”
Me: “Counting sheep.”
Girlfriend: “One sheep, two sheep, three sheep…COW!”
(We both start laughing hysterically.)
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