Bound By His Love For Handcuffs

(A mother and her son walk up to my counter. The boy has a set of play handcuffs in his hands.)

Boy: “Ooh!”

Mother: “What are you doing?”

Boy: “I just love handcuffs!”

Mother: *to me* “I’m sorry; he’s just weird.”

(I finish ringing them up. The mother buys her son the handcuffs.)

Boy: “You just bought me handcuffs! Do you know how long I have waited for this day?! I love handcuffs!”