Bought It For Thirty Silver Pieces

(I am shopping with my girlfriend and see a selection of candles similar to saint candles, but with secular figures. I remember something that happened in her bathroom last time I was there. She lives with three other women.)

Me: “That reminds me, what was with the saint candle in the bathroom last time I visited? It really creeped me out but I didn’t want to be invasive or disrespectful about one of your roommates’ religious beliefs.”

Girlfriend: “Didn’t you see who it was?”

Me: “No, I tried to ignore it.”

Girlfriend: “It was Judas. [Roommate] bought it as a joke.”

(I should have figured, given there isn’t a Catholic in the apartment.)