Both Their Necks On The Line

(My cousin and I are hanging out in the living room and I turn my neck and it crack very loudly.)

Cousin: “That’s awesome.”

(She proceeds to try to turn her neck to also make a loud noise, and she’s using her hands to do so. She suddenly stops.)

Cousin: “Wait… what if I snap my own neck while doing this and die?!

Me: “If you did then I would be blamed for your death since no one would believe someone was stupid enough to accidentally snap their own neck.”