Both Taking A Uniform Approach

| | Right | January 12, 2017

(I am shopping in a department store where the employee uniform is a red shirt and khaki pants. A middle-aged couple is next to me and the husband approaches a nearby young man talking to a group of friends. The young man is wearing a red t-shirt and dark green pants.)

Husband: “Hey, there, where do you keep the hats?”

Young Man: “Sorry man, but I don’t work here.”

Husband: “What? Oh! I guess you gotta be careful, wearing that red shirt in here!”

Wife: “Dear, you look like YOU work here.”

(The husband looks down – he is wearing a red shirt and khaki pants in the same style as the actual store employees.)

Husband: “Well, dang…”

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