Boss-Level Dad Jokes

Our manager comes into the office early, so leaves early. He always exits the office with a one-liner:

Manager: “If anyone wants me, I’ll be very surprised.”

Manager: *Pointing to the exit sign.* “Everyone enjoy the exit sign while we have it. They’re on the way out.”

Manager: “See you all tomorrow, and to whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy!”

Manager: “I’m going home to sleep because I was told to pursue my dreams!”

We both love and hate him.