Were You Born On The Third Of July?
(I’m checking out a woman who’s been acting completely normal and chatty so far. It is December.)
Customer: “Can I ask you a question? Please don’t think I’m stupid, though.”
Me: “I won’t. What’s your question?”
Customer: “When’s the fourth of July?”
Me: “Uh… July fourth.”
Customer: “No, like, is it coming up soon?”
Me: “Um, no. It’s December.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Great! Thanks!”
This story is part of our July 4th roundup!
