Were You Born On The Third Of July?

, , , , | Right | October 29, 2017

(I’m checking out a woman who’s been acting completely normal and chatty so far. It is December.)

Customer: “Can I ask you a question? Please don’t think I’m stupid, though.”

Me: “I won’t. What’s your question?”

Customer: “When’s the fourth of July?”

Me: “Uh… July fourth.”

Customer: “No, like, is it coming up soon?”

Me: “Um, no. It’s December.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Great! Thanks!”

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