Born After The Fourth Of July

(My boyfriend and I are having a mini argument about when our first date was.)

Me: “It was in August.”

Boyfriend: “No, it was in July.”

Me: “I’m telling you, it was in August. If it wasn’t in August, the math doesn’t make sense. We’d be together seven months instead of six.”

(He casually pulls up his computer screen and shows me a note he left. ‘First date: July 5th.’ Turns out my math was wrong! Definitely a keeper!)