Boomer Marriage Humor Comes With A Booming Voice

I’m busy stocking shelves when I notice a customer behind me browsing.

Me: “Oh, hello, sir. Can I help you?”

Customer: “No, thanks. I’m just looking.”

Then, a voice from across the store calls.

Voice: “FRAAAANK!

Customer: “But I can help you. Never get married.”

And then he was gone.