Bonus Points If He Manages To Tie His Shoes
Caller: “Yeah, I wanna come take the test to get into [trade college]. How I get there?”
Me: “Well, sir, where are you coming from?”
Caller: “Huh?”
Me: “Where are you located?”
Caller: “What?”
Me: “You are going to be coming here FROM somewhere. Where will you be coming FROM?”
Caller: “Oh. Um, [town west of Chicago].”
Me: “Okay, that’s very easy. We are right off the expressway.”
Caller: “Huh?”
Me: “We are right off the expressway. You take [expressway] west…”
Caller: “Huh? Suspretsway?”
Me: “EXPRESSWAY. You drive your car on it to get places. So you take the expressway west and get off the Wisconsin freeway junction…”
Caller: “Huh? Junction?”
Me: “Yes, the EXPRESSWAY meets up with another EXPRESSWAY at a JUNCTION and then you get on the Wisconsin….”
Caller: “Huh? West Carl Street?”
Me: “WISCONSIN. Like the state that is directly north of us.”
Caller: “…”
Me: “Sir?”
Caller: “Huh?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, you are too dumb to take the test.” *click*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
