Bodily Functions Obey No Pay Grade

(We have a sub for my math class while my teacher is getting surgery. The sub is horrible and cranky.)

Me: “Can I go to the bathroom?”

Teacher: “What makes you think you can just get up and leave this room? You are entitled brats who think they matter. Well, until you get paid the big bucks like me, your opinion doesn’t matter at all.”

Me: “Okay… but I still need to go to the bathroom.”