Bodily Dysfunctions

(This happens when I am four years old. My mother is pregnant with my sibling and is asking me to go to the toilet but I am refusing.)

Mom: “[My Name], go to the toilet this instant! You don’t want me calling your Dad, do you?!

Me: “NO! *indignantly* [Baby] doesn’t go to the toilet either! It. Does. Not. Poop!”