Boats That Shockingly Behave Like Boats

(We have a ride called the bumper boats. Basically, you drive around and crash into each other. While helping people out of their boats, I notice someone getting out by themselves.)

Me: “Just a second, I need you to wait until I help you out of your boat.”

Customer: “Really?”

Me: “Yes, if we don’t hold the boats still they can move suddenly. Also, if we don’t lock the boat in, it’s going to drift away.”

(The customer looks down at the boat for a second, then back to me, looking slightly bewildered.)

Customer: “They can do that?”

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