Blurred The Lines

(My dad is watching a hidden camera show where a woman is paid to take off her clothes at a gas station just to film people’s reactions. I am a little kid; I don’t really understand what is so great about naked ladies, so I just watch. The woman’s bits are poorly blurred out, so you can clearly see she’s naked.)

Dad: “Ha hah ha! Look at that fellow’s face! Ha hah ha!”

Mom: *coming in* “What’s so funny?” *looks at screen, jaw drops*

Dad: “Oh… nothing, really.”

Mom: “What’re you watching in front of the kid?!” *nods at me*

Dad: “What? They blurred her out!”

Mom: “Still!”

Me: “Mom, it’s okay. Dad makes me watch naked ladies all the time!”

Mom: “WHAT?!”

(Dad got a severe talking to about his habits with naked ladies.)