Blue’s Clues To Blue Language

| Friendly | December 24, 2015

(My roommate has just come inside with the mail, and our dogs are checking out the new smells she picked up while being outside for all of ten seconds. In between petting them, she begins to sing the Mail Song from “Blue’s Clues”.)

Roommate: “Here’s the mail; it never fails. It makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail—”

(One of the dogs gets a little too personal with his sniffing.)

Roommate: “THAT’S my crotch.”

Me: “I don’t think that ending would go over so well on Nick Jr…”

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