Blue Haired Drug Pushers
(One evening, an elderly Irish woman, complete with white hair, a cane, and a heavy accent, comes up to the photo counter to pick up some pictures she dropped off earlier.)
Customer: “I would like to have a discount on these photos I just printed. Can you give me five of the 20 for free?”
Me: “I’m sorry, we really can’t do that.”
Customer: “I’ll give you some perks.”
Me: “Perks?”
Customer: “Percs. You know… percs.”
(Customer reaches out to shake my hand and places three pills in it.)
Customer: “Those are good percs, I know you’ll like them!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
