Should Be Your Blanket Response To Most Decisions
(In the morning:)
Girlfriend: “I was cold last night.”
Me: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because you took all the blankets.”
Me: “So, why didn’t you take them back?”
Girlfriend: “Because I would have woken you up.”
Me: *after a pause* “Well, then, you made your choice.”
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