Blame Canada! Part 5

(I am being interviewed for a job which requires you have a certain level of security clearance. I assume they need to be thorough.)

Interviewer: “You have dual citizenship with Canada. Why is that?”

Me: “My mum is Canadian.”

Interviewer: “But, why Canada?”

Me: “I just said—”

Interviewer: *leaning over the table* “But, why CANADA?”

Me: “I didn’t have a choice! I was three weeks old!”

Interviewer: “Oh, that’s okay, then.”

Me: “…”