A Black Mark On Their Account
(I am in a voice call with my friend, who lives in the USA, for a game. She asks if it’s okay for a third person to join us, and I don’t mind. We’re chatting for a bit.)
New Person: “You’re not American, are you?”
Me: “Nope, I’m in the UK.”
New Person: “What… are you?”
Me: *confused* “Er… Human? I think”
New Person: “As in… English?”
Me: “Oh! I’m half Scottish, half Irish. I live in England, though.”
New Person: “Oh, okay.”
(I don’t think much of it. I’m more surprised an American actually asked that as most — including my friend when I first met her — lump them all together. Some time passes, during which she makes some odd statements regarding black people. I go to get a sandwich and find out that, due to the snow, Mum has had to get white bread. I don’t really like white bread that much.)
Me: *coming back to call, being overly dramatic* “Woe is me!”
Friend: “What is it?”
Me: “Due to the godd*** snow, [Supermarket] couldn’t stock up on bread. Mum could only get—” *dramatic pause* “—WHITE BREAD! DUNDUNDUUUUUUUN!”
Friend: “Gasp! Oh, no! How terrible!”
New Person: “What do you normally get?”
Me: “Brown. I prefer whole grain, but Mum can’t have it because of her teeth.”
New Person: *audible gasp* “But only black people like brown bread!”
Me: *thinking she’s joking* “Who says I’m not black?”
(She drops the call immediately. There is a pause.)
Me: “I’m not sorry.”
Friend: *laughing* “You don’t need to be!”
(The new person blocked me, and my friend got messages from the person asking how she could play with a [racial slur]. She reported the person for racism, and as far as we know the girl got banned. For the record, I am not black; I said the comment because I presumed she was joining in with my silliness. It’s good riddance, in my opinion.)
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