Black Friday Of The Dead
(My grandson and I run out for a few food items. Unfortunately, people are already lining up for the Black Friday sales. We duck barriers and thread through crowds, feeling like salmon swimming upstream. I mutter:)
Me: “It’s like the zombie apocalypse.”
Grandson: *in a raspy voice* “Saaalesssssssss!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
