Black Friday Is A Completely Different Horror Story
Coffee Shop | Right | October 30, 2016
(I am working on Halloween which happens to be on a Friday this year.)
Me: “Here you go, sir! Any exciting plans for Halloween?”
Customer: “Well, the family is going to several parties tonight so I need my coffee so I can stay up late.”
Me: “At least Halloween is on a Friday this year; that means everyone can crash tomorrow!”
Customer: “But what happens to Black Friday when Halloween is on a Friday?”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Customer: “I haven’t seen any advertisements for Black Friday this year! It’s like they forgot all about it because Halloween is on a Friday!”
Me: “Black Friday is on the Friday after Thanksgiving… not Halloween.”
Customer: “So it’s not after Halloween?”
Me: “No…”
Customer: “Oh, okay, have a nice day!”
