Black Friday Is A Completely Different Horror Story

(I am working on Halloween which happens to be on a Friday this year.)

Me: “Here you go, sir! Any exciting plans for Halloween?”

Customer: “Well, the family is going to several parties tonight so I need my coffee so I can stay up late.”

Me: “At least Halloween is on a Friday this year; that means everyone can crash tomorrow!”

Customer: “But what happens to Black Friday when Halloween is on a Friday?”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Customer: “I haven’t seen any advertisements for Black Friday this year! It’s like they forgot all about it because Halloween is on a Friday!”

Me: “Black Friday is on the Friday after Thanksgiving… not Halloween.”

Customer: “So it’s not after Halloween?”

Me: “No…”

Customer: “Oh, okay, have a nice day!”