Bitter Racism, Please Meet Sweet Irony
(Customer runs in frantically.)
Customer: “How much is y’all’s gas?”
Me: “It’s posted outside, $2.78 a gallon.”
Customer: “D*** SAND NI**ERS ALWAYS HIKING UP GAS! I’M GOING DOWN THE STREET!”
(Returns ten minutes later.)
Customer: “Let me get ten on pump three.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?