Bitter In Her Resolve
(I’m having a half and half iced tea out of the can. My mom sees the can.)
Mom: “What is that?”
Me: “Half and half.”
Mom: “What?”
Me: “Half-lemonade, half-iced tea.”
Mom: “Let me see that…it looks like beer!”
Me: “It’s just iced tea!”
Mom: “It looks like alcohol!”
Me: “I’ve had two of them already!”
Mom: “That doesn’t tell me anything.”
Me: “I’ve had it before!”
Mom: “That still doesn’t tell me anything.”
Me: “Read the ingredients.”
Mom: “Five percent juice? What’s the other 95%?”
Me: *sighs and rolls eyes* “Taste it then.”
Mom: “No, I don’t want to get drunk!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?