Bitter About The Fritter

(It’s about an hour until we close. It’s just me and another coworker out front, and we get a call.)

Coworker: “Hello, this is [Donut Shop]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Did you know that your fritters have nuts in them?”

Coworker: “Um… Yes?”

Customer: “Well, you should take them out of the case or someone might sue you!”

(He, of course, quells her anger by agreeing with her, and she hangs up. He tells me what went down.)

Me: “Did she not see the tons of nut-covered donuts that we have?”

Coworker: “Apparently not.”