Biting The Hand That Feeds You
(Even though I stutter a bit, I never had any trouble helping customers. This customer thought otherwise.)
Me: “C-can I help you sir?”
Customer: *odd look* “Yes, I’d like a pack of cigarettes.”
Me: “Okay, that’s th-three ni-ninety please.”
Customer: “HELP! THIS GIRL CAN’T HELP ME!”
(At this point my colleague enters the shop, standing at the second cash register which is closed.)
Customer: “You! You can help me!”
Colleague: “I’m sorry, this cash register is closed. My colleague will help you.”
Customer: “But she can’t help me!”
(A line begins to form behind the customer.)
Customer: *to me* “So… he says you can help me.”
Me: “No, I can’t help you.”
Customer: “WHY?!”
Me: “I don’t help a**holes.”
Customer: *swears and leaves the store*
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