Bite Me!

I had a woman complaining that her blackened white fish was over-seasoned. I looked at it, and yes, I could clearly see by looking, that she was telling the truth, and it was definitely over-seasoned. So, I told her that I would take it off of her bill, and offered to get her a new piece of fish.

Customer: “Here. Taste it and see for yourself.”

Me: “No, you’re right. I can see from here that it’s over-seasoned. As I said, I’m not going to charge you for it.”

Customer: “Well, I think you should taste it.”

Me: “No need to, ma’am. Would you like me to get you another piece of fish?”

Customer: *Getting aggressive.* “Take. A. Bite!”

I’m a vegan and haven’t eaten meat in about eight years.

Me: “Ma’am. I don’t eat meat. Besides, I’ve already told you that I’m taking it off of your bill.”

Customer: “Then take a bite, chew it, and spit it out! No one asked you to swallow!”