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Bit Off More Than They Could Chew

| Romantic | November 14, 2014

(My boyfriend’s apartment is what used to be the basement of an old house that was divided up. As such, there are usually a lot of spiders. I’m pretty arachnophobic, but he has a more ‘live and let live’ attitude. I’m currently sporting 5 rather nasty bites.)

Boyfriend: “Holy crap, what happened to your arm?!”

Me: “It’s the stupid spiders!”

Boyfriend: “Oh, you probably just slept on one and it bit you a bunch of times.”

Me: “I don’t think so. Two happened yesterday morning, two last night, and one just now.”

Boyfriend: “Aw, man!”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “Well, now I have to squish them! I thought we had a deal – they don’t bite, I don’t squish. They violated my trust!”

(He was genuinely pretty upset about this betrayal.)

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