Birth Certificate Was Thirty Years Delayed

, , , , , | Healthy | June 10, 2019

(Some thirty-plus years ago, my mother is giving birth. The doctor has just come in from doing a hysterectomy and is not paying the best of attention. Fortunately, all is going well, and my brother is born safely. Then, this happens.)

Doctor: “It’s a girl!”  

Dad: *takes one look* “That’s no girl.”  

(Punchline: last summer, my brother came out as my transgender sister.)

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