Bird Brained, Part 13
I work at the zoo. I am carrying a chicken to the exercise yard. A man is eagerly following me, waiting to see what animal I have inside the carrier. The chicken is reluctant to leave her carrier at first, and when she finally exits the carrier, I say:
Me: “Good bird!”
Guest: “Why are you calling it a bird if it’s a chicken?”
I didn’t know how to respond without making him sound like a moron.
Related:
Bird Brained, Part 12
Bird Brained, Part 11
Bird Brained, Part 10
Bird Brained, Part 9
Bird Brained, Part 8
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?