This Conversation Has Gone To The Crapper
(It is near Christmas. I am a student at the local university campus travelling home for the holidays and waiting for my bus when a complete stranger, a middle-aged woman, walks up to the bus stop.)
Stranger: “Do you know when the bus arrives?”
Me: “Sure, it’s ten more minutes.”
Stranger: “Okay.”
(The stranger takes a seat in the bus stop shelter. A few minutes pass.)
Stranger: “So, are you full of s***?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Stranger: “I know what you kids are like. You’d better have pooped before getting on the bus! It’s no good if you’re walking around with a bunch of turds in you!”
(I was so creeped out I decided to take a later bus.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?